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emmettmc-heart-y:

The Twilight Saga as gifs from New Girl: (if this has been done before I’m sorry I tried to find it but I couldn’t)

Bella in her zombie stage in New Moon:

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Originally posted by welcometoyouredoom

Bella in that deleted New Moon scene with the scholarship:

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Originally posted by textonly

Edward in like a solid 50% of Midnight Sun

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Originally posted by juicypsds

Bella after the first night of the honeymoon:

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Originally posted by dailyshowbiz

Edward after the first night of the honeymoon:

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Originally posted by mandaloriano

Bella not realizing what she’s getting herself into having Alice as best friend/ sister in law:

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Originally posted by seeleybooth

Edward knowing that Bella’s either going to have to die or become a vampire:

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Originally posted by mandaloriano

Bella after talking to Jacob and learning about the Cullens:

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Originally posted by twitchygifs

Edward after breaking up with Bella and going to live in a sewer:

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Originally posted by textonly

Alice:

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Originally posted by seriestvandmovies

Anti wolf heck collar

littlecofiegirl:

fairygothprince:

itsmyspookyhour:

castle-engineer:

heatandapathy:

catchymemes:

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“The purpose of the collar is to protect the dog wearing it when it has to fight the wolves. The collar base protects the dog’s throat and carotid arteries, while the spikes are intended to deter bites to the neck or even injure wolves trying to do so.”

“And what do you get from serving humans that you do not get from running free?” sneered the wolf.

“Free food, unconditional love and tactical upgrades,” replied the herding dog.

I see your anti-wolf dogs and raise you Spanish War Dogs.

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I see your Spanish war dogs and raise you the Tibetan Mastiff, which was actually bred to fight tigers and has fur so thick that it doesn’t need armor

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They’re also what I like to describe as ‘fuck you’ big

you want a fuck you dog ok i see your tibetan mastiffs, and raise you the caucasian shepherd dog 

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they were bred to hunt bears, and they are fuck you dogs.

All I see are Good Pupps. 

(via masturbatingforabettertomorrow)

I want to apologise to

wheeloffortune-design:

- Britney for making fun of her when she had her breakdown

- Monica Lewinski for judging her when she was a 22year old temp sexually assaulted by the most powerful man in the world

- Ke$ha for ever thinking she was trashy when all she wanted to do was make party music

- Kristen Stewart for ever thinking she was dumb when she’s actually one of the coolest people ever

- Megan Fox for ever thinking she was just a slut when actually she was an actress being harassed by her employer. 

- Hating all the women who made a career out of having a hot body. Being is shape is hard, beauty is a weapon and auto promotion is hard work. 

- All the Mary-Sues, who exist because young girls everywhere want to be part of a story they love so much

- All the female characters I ever snobbed because they got in the way of my ship.

- Hating the color pink during my teenage years, when it’s actually a lovely color and what I resented was society’s pressure to perform femininity. 

(via thegirlinreallife)

babypinkmermaid:

canisinculta:

kaijuno:

I’m just super fucking bitter that once the flint water crisis got it’s 15 minutes of fame people stopped giving a shit. The water is still poisoned, people! Donations have plummeted and people have been forced back into drinking and bathing with the water! The medical effects of this are astounding, cases of legionnaires disease have skyrocketed, people are having seizures, people are having weird rashes break out over their body, people (including me!) are having their blood poisoned, and it’s not just lead! it’s coliform bacteria! it’s THMs! it’s all in the water and it gets into the bloodstream and breaks down blood vessels, causing bruising and petechiae and internal bleeding and no one gives a shit anymore and it’s only gotten worse like how many people are going to have to die until people realize this is still a problem

I would like to add that the people of Flint cannot sell their houses, because selling a house with leaded water is illegal. Additionally, households with children can’t stop paying for the water because living in a house without running water is cause for CPS to take their kids. Flint has been living this way for over two years. 

The people of Flint are trapped by the legal system. And it is only the most high profile case out many cities with a similar problem. 

Because the government has abandoned them, they are dependant on help from the outside. Donate here

If u can’t donate, reblog so someone else can!!!

(via masturbatingforabettertomorrow)